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Shellshock to VH1: I Pay For My Own Drugs Posted Aug 3rd 2008 11:09AM by TMZ Staff
After falling face first off the wagon and leaving the show -- Crazytown front man Shifty Shellshock has regained residence to the "Sober Living" house.
Shifty's rep says he's apologized to his family, friends and fans after -- as we first reported -- he bailed out of the "Sober Living" house last weekend and went on a major bender. Shell's rep also wants to make one thing clear: He didn't use the check from VH1 to fund his habits.
We're told production fully supports his return -- because he obviously provides the entertainment needed for this trainwreck of a show!
Of course our friends at TMZ give uo the latest scoop on rock stars and rehab!!
Sunday 08-03-2008 6:42pm ET
Posted Aug 3rd 2008 10:15AM by TMZ Staff
Although Liv Tyler is about to kick her soon-to-be ex hubby, Royston Langdon, to the curb -- that didn't stop her from getting fingerly intimate with the British rocker's brother Anthony.
When her son Milo turns 12, maybe Liv will let him know who his real daddy is.
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Sunday 08-03-2008 6:35pm ET
You MUST see this video!
CHRISTIAN THE LION
WORLD IS SCREWED
You're looking at the cover of the first PLASTIC SURGERY BOOK FOR CHILDREN. Don't bother cleaning your glasses, you read that correctly. Yes, finally now there is a book that helps young children understand why mommy came home bruised and wrapped in bandages.
Hmmm... I can wrap this up in one sentence... "Jimmy, your mommy is a superficial woman with no brains or talent so she spent all daddy's hard earned money on new boobies because it's important that you know that boobies are the only thing a woman is good for, now you better get going, daddy's taking you to your first strip club!"
I swear I'm truly starting to lose respect for most women. No wonder we have children with such screwed up values and priorites, this is BEYOND rediculous. Let's just raise our daughters to be prostitutes... and make sure that our sons know that women are nothing more than sex objects. We're half way there already and it's down right PATHETIC.
MY NEW HERO
Rupert Grint plays Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter series of films and he's just given the most brilliant interview ever in the history of the written word. It seems Rupert is not at all impressed by the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. From SHOWBIZSPY:
"I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot.
"She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, 'But you can't act'."
Rupert is yet to cross paths with Paris — and he hopes it stays that way. "I haven't met Paris and don't want to either," he told British newspaper The Sun. "She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from."
Quick! Someone get this kid a cape! and a medal! and his own talk show!
and in related news....
IS THIS WHY THEY LOST?
It's BUNDCHENGATE!! Apparantly the arm-candy of Patriot's QB Tom Brady was so sure her man would win she said that if the Giants won, she would run through Mid-town Manhattan in the buff, lookety lookety!! Of course, now that it has become clear what a loser Brady indeed is, she has retracted her comment in quite the witty manner:
"It was a mistake and I'm sorry I said it. I don't know what I could have been thinking -- Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It'd take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How 'bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day ... will that work?"
Who knew she actually had a personality? That was cute and all but honestly, you two are made for each other, neither one of you can keep your word... not that it matters. Maybe Gisele can look forward to a call from Jessica Simpson to console her... now there's a conversation I'd love to hear.
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