There's a company in New York that sells WINE ICE CREAM. It's 5% alcohol-by-volume and still tastes like real ice cream . . . so you can get drunk AND eat dessert at the same time. It comes in flavors like Peach White Zinfandel and Chocolate Cabernet. Each pint costs $8 and they'll ship anywhere in the U.S. by packing it in dry ice. Click here to grab some Wine Ice Cream!
(photo source: Mercer Ice Cream)